Many moons ago I had worked in a factory running a C&C machine that cut grooves into little screw like products. The hours were 6a.m. to 2p.m….which doesn’t seem bad at all except for the fact that 1 minute seemed to take forever to go by. I actually used to take a rag and cover the clock on the machine so that I couldn’t see the time.
In any event, I can remember coming in on Monday mornings and everyone being all grumpy and ending every shitty sentence in, “Cuz it’s Monday” or “Don’t mind me, it’s Monday.” And I admit, I fell into that same state of mind for a while. But yesterday for the first time I realized, hey it’s Monday and I’m having fun!
So here’s to all the saps out there that settle for the Monday bullshit.
Talk about a line out the door!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa……………my bad.
We also copped some nifty little mittens.
So for $5.00 a pop, you can keep your hands all warm and snuggly while you rake leaves, shovel snow, climb ropes…….pull an O.J.
And here’s a little sneak peak sketch of Casperoni’s next mission.
I would just like to take this time out to share with ya’ll the many other things that we enjoy doing.
Things like………
Reading good literature.
Looking at fine art.
Early Christmas shopping for our women friends.
Whale watching.
Making sure public bathrooms stay clean.
Discussing world politics.
And finally…taking pictures of beautiful sunsets.
Ayo Cas,
Where are the hottest prostitutes located on a summer night of bombing and do they give discounts if you write their name on the wall all fancy like… I’ve tried EVERYTHING. Help ya boy!
-Cheap Charlie
Hey Charlie,
I got just the spot for you….here’s what you gotta do.
Make your way down to the Eastside of New Britain in CT. Look for the block that has the Corner Store & Marty’s Cafe on it…circle that block a couple of times until you see this guy.
Tell him you are looking for “Cabbage”, he will know exactly where to find her. BUT….be prepared, you might have to bribe him with a 22oz or a ride somewhere.
Once you find Cabbage (just don’t call her that to her face), she will take care of you lovely in exchange for a write up or some sort of scribble on her chest. She also excepts WIC/EBT.
And finally, just to be on the safe side, bring extra condoms and paint because 9 out of times 10 times she travels with her moms.
Hope this helps and thanks for your inquiry.
-Cas